When I first went to the source for the Democratic National Platform, I was at first surprised to see a blank page. At once I was filled with mixed emotions and thoughts began racing through my mind - They are admitting to having no ideas? Are they just keeping their plans secret? After the whole no God/no Jerusalem debacle, are they starting from scratch? Then after about 10 seconds, the web page finally came up and my surprise quickly turned to apprehension. I found a lot of vague, politically correct mumbo jumbo. Having taken the time to read through the document, I thought it would be worthwhile to provide a translation into regular English from the Democratic positions and phrases.

 

Democratic Phrase Plain English
Moving America Forward Advancing our Agenda
We gather to reclaim the basic bargain that built the largest middle class and the most prosperous nation on Earth – the simple principle that in America, hard work should pay off, responsibility should be rewarded, and each one of us should be able to go as far as our talent and drive take us. Let's throw out some red meat to the independents - something about the classic American Dream. You know, just so they don't get too suspicious about all the unemployment, food stamps, and the entitlement society we are building.
Reclaiming the economic security of the middle class is the challenge we must overcome today. That begins by restoring the basic values that made our country great, and restoring for everyone who works hard and plays by the rules the opportunity to find a job that pays the bills, turn an idea into a profitable business, care for your family, afford a home you call your own and health care you can count on, retire with dignity and respect, and, most of all, give your children the kind of education that allows them to dream even bigger and go even further than you ever imagined. Reclaiming the money of the middle class is the challenge we must overcome today. That begins by replacing the basic values that made out country great, and by requiring everyone who works hard and plays by the rules to fill a job in the government or stand in a bread line, sucking the life out of profitable businesses, trimming your family, making it harder to afford your home and health care we decide on, retire with a meager income from social security until it goes under, and until your quality of life is below our threshold, and most of all, giving your children the kind of education that we determine to be age-appropriate, such as sex ed in 5th grade, and teaching them to go further than you wanted them to go before marriage.
We see an America where everyone has a fair shot, does their fair share, and plays by the same rules. We see an America where everyone eats out of our hand, does what we tell them to do, and plays by our rules.
We’ve come a long way since 2008. We suffered a lot since 2008.
As a result of our efforts, today, young Americans entering the workforce can stay on their parents’ plans As a result of our efforts, today, young Americans cannot enter the workforce and must stay in the parents' basement.
Insurance companies will no longer be able to arbitrarily cap and cancel coverage, or charge women more simply because of their gender You are now paying for contraceptives through your insurance plan whether you like it or not, whether your conscience objects or not.
We also recognize there is no substitute for a parent’s involvement in their child’s education. We also want to separate parents from their child's education, indoctrinating them so that they will vote for us.
Cutting Waste, Reducing the Deficit, Asking All to Pay Their Fair Share Creating waste, ballooning the deficit, taxing the lifeblood out of anyone not on food stamps
the President and the Democratic Party believe in the right to organize and in supporting America’s workers with strong labor laws the President and the Democratic Party believe in the rights of organized goons and in strong-arming America's workers with suffocating labor laws
Helping Small Business Taxing Small Business
President Obama and the Democrats are committed to rethinking, reforming, and remaking our government so that it can meet the challenges of our time. How about some socialism? Maybe some communism?
Greater Together What's yours is mine. Private property will not be respected.
adoption programs for all caring parents Handing over orphans to be raised in selfish, homosexual relationships
President Obama’s administration has offered men who want to be good fathers extra support Homosexual men have received support, otherwise, we have undermined the role of fathers in the family
Democrats are leading the way on supporting healthier, more physically active families and healthy children. We support eugenics and organizations that trim the weakest from society, such as Planned Parenthood
Americans with disabilities Targets for Euthanasia
Faith-based organizations will always be critical allies in meeting the challenges that face our nation and our world – from domestic and global poverty, to climate change and human trafficking. Your Church will be allowed to operate if it supports our agendas.
Democrats are proud of our support for arts funding and education We will continue to pay for profane images in public museums and liberal voices at public radio and tv stations
At the core of the Democratic Party is the principle that no one should face discrimination on the basis of race, ethnicity, national origin, language, religion, gender, sexual orientation, gender identity, or disability status Certain rights are valuable, such as the right to free contraception, abortion, and eventually publicly funded sex-change operations. Freedom of religion is so yesterday.
Democrats support our civil rights statutes and we have stepped up enforcement of laws that prohibit discrimination Democrats have stepped up harassment of pro-lifers. You are now considered terrorists.
Elimination of All Forms of Discrimination Against Women Taxpayer funded and uninhibited sex, contraception, and abortion. Never mind your religious convictions.
we must continue our work to prevent vicious bullying of young people and support LGBT youth Freedom of speech and religion will be replaced with required encouragement of homosexuality and sexually deviant behavior
protect women against pregnancy discrimination We will help kill your child so you can keep your job
free access to preventive care, including prenatal screenings, mammograms, cervical cancer screening, breast-feeding supports, and contraception We will help you find out if your child is worth keeping, like if it is the gender you prefer or has the right color eyes. We will also force religious institutions to pay for contraception coverage
The Democratic Party strongly and unequivocally supports Roe v. Wade and a woman’s right to make decisions regarding her pregnancy, including a safe and legal abortion, regardless of ability to pay Our goal is more abortions. The next step is forcing you, the taxpayer to fund them.
We support marriage equality and support the movement to secure equal treatment under law for same-sex couples. We promote sexual deviancy. Our next step is to force religions to perform same-sex "marriages".
Too many Americans live without hope for a better future or access to good, family-supporting jobs. Fifteen percent of our fellow citizens live in poverty The more people we have on welfare, the more people will vote Democratic. We'd like to see about 60% of America on government assistance.
Preventing the Spread and Use of Nuclear Weapons We will get rid of our nukes, hopefully the rest of the world will play nice
Crucial to achieving all of these objectives has been, and will remain, expanded cooperation with Russia. After the election, we will have more "flexibility" to do what Russia wants
We have restored America’s leadership at the UN by cooperating with our partners there We want to use the UN to force abortions, contraception, and a one-child policy on the entire world
Combating HIV/AIDS and Infectious Disease Condoms for everyone!
Standing With Those Demanding Greater Freedom Empowering the Muslim Brotherhood
Standing up for Women’s Rights Around the Globe More Abortions!
Gay Rights as Human Rights Gay rights before religious rights

Mirror of Justice has a good piece on the differences between the Democratic and Republican platforms on the topic of life. Check it out!